When the World Went Wrong.
Epilogue
The world went wrong when,obviously llamas and alpacas came, then us some of the wrongest species on the planet and we just kept coming as we invented AIR CONDITIONING AND DONUTS there was no way back... we were obviously crazy so I made this book to explain how idiotic and dumb we humans are, well you might not even be human you might be a baboon or an ape or even a gorilla, either way you have to be a primate…. or do you? HMMMMM
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Chapter 1
The start of it all.
You're probably now thinking ‘who writes a book about when the world went wrong?’ well it’s easy because it is fiction and fiction means you can make stuff up like when simon cowell farted when he saw little mix (that actually might be true) and that you have kissed a dog before. also might be true.
Let's start the story know,so someone stupid said that he was going to make a robot go somewhere (and i am not talking about Poe Dameron and BB-8) so this guy said that and made a robot (i don’t know if this actually happened) and he actually did it and i’m not lying he did it so after he did he did more research and programed living robots and they can read so that adds another thing that can read.
So that adds another thing that makes the world wrong and you know the last part was all siencey-wiyency but know it's going to be bonkers-wonkers so when dippy donuts were made the amazing air-conditioning then air fresheners then alexir then TV’s and then sonos speakers then you could just say “alexa turn on living room light” or “play pokemon theme tune” or “5 minute timer” and minutes later beep beep beep beep and a month later came pens that rub out and then then XBOX-1S then mario odyssey on the nintendo switch that fully and officially replaced the WII-U ad before that the game mario kart 8 deluxe.
So that's just a bunch of that came out in 2017 and changed people's lives and the world is about to change (and no, simon cowell is not going to have a baby)
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Chapter 2
The end of the world is near
As we have gone so tecky the world is supposed to explode and mario odyssey will become a reality don't really think we will be there to witness it but it.
This is what our label would look like:
Earth
Expiry date: January 1st 3000
Replacement: Mario Odyssey
Contains:man cat bear horse dog octopus fish and bunny (nuts, soya and milk included)
£1,0000,00000,0000,0000,0000,0000,0000,00000000,0000000,00000,00000,00000,0000,00000,0000,0000.10p
Wow I don’t know that we cost that much, that's more than what my mum would sell me for and she would sell me for £3000,0000,0000 but she only sold this book for half price £6.25! (accept from on the website)
So they go ahead and make cars silly cars and at that point the only sensible thing is book nice good books at the end of the world, how exciting! Be ready for a new era of Mario.
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Chapter 3
The mechanics
Who made the world a stupid place the mechanics obviously without them we would be without all the things that make the world lazy. For example they made trains and cars and everything electronic/petrol powered.it wasn’t just the mechanics but the designers too without them there would still be electronics but it would be weird* and wrong so the nintendo switch would be the nindfon swizzy and it would have no buttons and you would have to slap it to jump and break it in different ways to move.
*and when I mean weird I mean weird.
So it all went wrong on electricity but did also go wrong when kindles were made which is basically a book but on a tablet what the is the point of that? It's like playing a Ipad but reading what's the point of that?so the mechanics have made the world wrong or was it the designers oh yeah! Know i remember it was that weird guy that made the robot i hate that guy,I...HATE...HIM.,.HE...WILL...D-I-E.so I found out the only cool thing about calculators, look at this upside down.
707
That's actually 707 which you can do on a calculator,obviously.but you can try 0.7764 which would spell hello and 707=LOL, you probably didn't know that but you probably did. So this is probably the end of the shortest chapter ever .
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Chapter 4
All the electronics in 1 chapter
So here it is…
NES,SNES,nintendo switch,xbox 1,xbox 360,no i’m not going to be able to do this aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand i’m not going to scream for the rest of this chapter. and people have made these things for mountains and they are
As like 54 elephants. That's like 27 sperm whales the, biggest animal on the planet so know we have the biggest land vehicle on planet earth so we should get building. ok i’m going to set you a challenge(one i can do)sketch an ivy leaf in 10 seconds,but not in this book ok.so you should do that when you can't go and play football or even play FIFA 17 on your XBOX 360,it works. The best thing in the world to me is football.
A game you should try:Minion
1.first do a match of rock paper scissors whoever goes out has to go on.
2. whoever's on has to try and catch all the people that are off if they catch them and say minion they are still on but the person that was off is on as well.
3.if you injure someone you get a yellow card you get a choice to go on or have a 2 minute timeout a red card means no minion for a week.
So it seems that if the entire world is overrun by technology and all is bad but as the world turns children learn and all the electrical devices will all be old school and holograms would be new and everyone would be happy as the word explodes and all of it would be wrong.
So as the world ends you will be playing mario odyssey as it becomes real.and all the things like the switch will be old...
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Chapter 5
I wonder if it will be a doomsday device
All say it will be a doomsday device, only the sun* thinks that the end of the world is nigh like is that even a sentence, like a sentence to being fired!ooooooooh i just thought of a new word diviing div-ee-ing it just means fiddling so as the world explodes and makes new word. Anyway there is a big missile going to destroy U.S.A hmm a doomsday device.so if North Korea is making a doomsday device than whos making the doomsday doomsday device. Then who's making the device that destroys the actual earth because the first one will only destroy humans.
*the sun is a newspaper.
When the world went wrong is when that guy doctor Engelberger and he is the doctor industrial i am telling the truth and i actually really mean it his name was Dr Engelberger imagine your name was that and the post said to Dr Engelberger i promise his name is really his name and not his nan, that would be weird.
Back to doomsday device if the missile does hit America then it would be by by donald trump.I really don't like that guy, he's weird, look how big his ears are compared to his tie, just wrong.I wonder if he is human? Wwwwwrrrrr Oooooo Nnn nggg Eeee Rrrr SsssttttPerson ever. so if D.T is wrong than whos wronger?The doomsday device is supposed to explode on impact and KABOOM explode. And all of it would die thanks North Korea for death and doomsday and where would we go?
So i can officially say that , Donald trump, this book and Nintendo's make the world wrong.
I think by reading this you know that...
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When the world went wrong
End of book
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